How to Cook a Turkey
- Buy a turkey from Sam’s Club for $11.99 or go in the woods and grab a turkey and…
 - The turkey will feed 5 people and 1 animal
 - Wash the turkey in water. Use a scrubber. Use soap.
 - Pull its feathers out. Turkey must be wet to pull out feathers.
 - Pull the beak out.
 - Dry it with a paper towel.
 - Wash it again (there might be icky stuff in it and on it).
 - Cut its claws.
 - Dry it again (people don’t want to eat water).
 - Wrap it with lettuce and tinfoil and put it in the oven at 530 degrees for 35 minutes.
 - Check on it every minute or so.
 - Take it out of the oven with your oven mitts
 - Let it cool for 10 minutes
 - Put the stuffing on the edge of the turkey and inside.
 - Put it on a tinfoil tray. Put it in the middle of the table.
 - Use a chopping knife to cut.
 - Make sure to cut the neck off. Cut in the middle of the turkey first because the ends will start getting cold.
 - Glaze it with honey and pineapple.
 - Spend a whole half an hour eating the turkey.
 
From:
Mr. Deris’ First Grade Class 
Good Luck Cooking Moms and Dads!

This is great! Very entertaining!
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Very funny. Not sure we would've survived during the days when you actually had to get a live turkey and go from there! Love it.
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